beetlejuice musical monologue lydia

Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! But I (a beat.) I guess Ill just go. This is what you get! Take care of them. do not like him! Love is love. Beebleboose! Yes book? ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. Sorry! Powerless. Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? Theyre the real villains of this show. BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. Who knows what hes done to Lydia! If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. She was my whole world. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. Someones gonna get killed! DELIA: No, I thought youd be proud of me for taking inititAHve. We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. Act I 1. Anthony King ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! Whos there? The full DC BJ script EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. Dad, no. First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! (a beat.) AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! A fall from that height? The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. Im invisible. Its about love! Do not be afraid. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. No no no no no. Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. But Lydia, you cant live like this! BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! Let me ask you a question. Girl, just say it three times in a row. WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. Delia! It couldve been bad! BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! OTHO: Delia! (more chase.) OTHO: I dont know. We cant just stay in the attic! she utters this indignant monologue. Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. (DELIA screams.) Ive already been to hell and back. Im crying because Im so happy. Welcome to the family, son. ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! You are the sun. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Wheres your handbook? 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. BEETLEJUICE: No. AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! Hes here! CHARLES: What? Ill marry you! AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. LYDIA: Recently Deceased. Promise me we can talk about her. Hi there. YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? You are like ice! You know what? Im Barbara, this is Adam. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! And the teacher was Wiccan! Thats why youre here. LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE Finished? close. (THE MAITLANDS nod.) She scratches that out. Puppet show!! DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. (LYDIA stabs him.) Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. Now we both got Dead Moms! DELIA: Knock Knock! Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. I sense your touch. Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. BEETLEJUICE: That is a sandworm. Can you believe that? That never happens. NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. "Beetlejuice" runs through . BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. JUNO: Oh, look at you! Start reading. DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. Please, dont spin the wheel! Its time for Americas favorite game show! Time. Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. We have two days to make this a model home. This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. LYDIA: NO! LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. LYDIA: You know what? CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . . BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. ADAM: I know, I know, me too. The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. ADAM: That guy! CHARLES: Lydia! Could I bring her back here? 1."I am alone. One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! Thats great! Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. Maybe I should answer for her. I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. ADAM: What is that? Pluslearn to throw your voice! Okay, I see what you did there. Thats great! MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). And that makes me feel oh god, I actually feel! So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! He needs therapy! BEETLEJUICE: Fine! Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. Im a fraud! I don't even like pottery! The man next to me is the one I want. Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. My guruOtho! BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! Just put me in the game. Sometimes puppet shows are sad. You asked me, I'm answering. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). Playing hardball, huh? We did find that out. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. Because of her, I got to live, briefly, very briefly, and can I just say something? MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! What are you talking about. And their eyes! A toast to my father and his all important business! CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. Lydia, you are so weird. CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? So this is what you get! Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. . Like these weirdos. BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? INT. I love old books. Make them think that theyre in control! I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. Sucks-Yes! LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. OTHO: Please! Respect. The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? CHARLES: My god, woman. She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? We do not have time to make screaming, passionate, love right now. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. Ugh, classic Maitlands. Thats why youre stuck in the attic! CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? Mr. FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! What does that mean? Except for you, Dead Mom. I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. I havent always been such a good mother. CHARLES: Good! If you would like to give a public . BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! LYDIA: What? DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. But I swear to you, we will. BARBARA: We are! DELIA: SHE IS A HURRICANE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER, LYDIA: MAMA IF YOU'RE LISTENING, DOESN'T THIS BLOW YOUR MIND, BUT SEEK A LITTLE STRANGER THAN USUAL AND YOU WILL FIND. The Netherworld. 123! ADAM: Yeah. For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. Im sorry everybody. CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. we have to go home! Now, lets get you processed. What if shes possessed? I accept you. Now you remember what my guru Otho says! Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? Okay, chapter one. No one is like me! Ah! Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . Got any references? PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. Step right up and lets play a game that I like to call RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!. Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? CHARLES: You made it big. This book is dangerous! DELIA: Charles, that was the most spiritually nourishing rogering you have ever given me. Source: . LYDIA: I dont want your help. BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! But together, well make him see! Big beautiful brains. He was fast! Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! (referring to DELIA.) I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. . ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) We do not want to kill people! ADAM: So, crazy story. You are dead? LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. All you gotta do is say my name. Call 9-1-1! BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? You asked me, I'm answering. . Every bit of it. The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . Were not like you! I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! I took a very big risk with this place. DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! LYDIA: Yeah. You see, the living ignore the dead. And the people who live there, Ive been watching them for a while. ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. DELIA: AHHH! BEETLEJUICE: So. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. BARBARA: No offense mister, but you give me the creeps. This is amazing! You ripe old bastard. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. This is gonna be great. Theyre queens! But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, I don't live here, I'm dead! Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! People dont read. BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! GET OUTTA MY WAY. Theyre chasing me! Im so scared Im going to forget her. See that tiny little house up there? Also, no liquids! I meant to say. Mom!! 24m. BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. I might have to get a little nasty. Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. Chapter 1: The Netherworld. Im gonna need some help! Did I mention that my moms a demon? Thats a neat trick. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! DELIA: SUCKS-YES! No you cant do that! This house is actually pretty interesting. I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! Living girl! Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? BUT BEETLEJUICE, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND. YES! Everything was the way it used to be. Did I hear the dinner bell? BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? (a beat or two.) MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. Charles! CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. DELIA: Why say doubt, when you can stop at do. Dad, theres ghosts here. And Im not gonna let you take it from her! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. Are you alright? The oldest trick in the book. NEIGHBOR: Hello?! Thank god. Climb onto something! It's our house now, kid! This house is haunted! But hey. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. Death for the dead. . She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! Do you mind if we all share this house! New meat! LYDIA: I really like you guys. One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. Whatd you do!? And I want everyone here to know it. ADAM: Kill?!??!? February 27, 2020 7:07pm. ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). OTHO: Its Kevin! CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! Can I bring her back? Itty bitty price, more of a favor really. Prrokie! Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! Then you won't believe how far I'll go. THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! What if Lydias in my head right now? WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! He was already dead. The man next to me Thats the rule. DELIA: Doubt. So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! Cmon. BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! Strangers. BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? CHARLES: Lydia! There are people downstairs. Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. Antics ensue. LYDIA: Hey dad? This is such an interesting font! Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. And I think Ill take a chance on life! Im not going anywhere! DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! Oh my god! Step 4: Select a monologue. Girl, just say it three times in a row. ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. I- Im your father. But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. Is that why youre wearing those sheets? I dont know what I did. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. Do not be afraid. DELIA: Life coaching! Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. See? I'm totally enchanted. Beetlejuice Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. Why dont you have a handbook? "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia And you dont exist. It was like the perfect dad joke! CHARLES: Delia! Okay, new plan. Oldest trick in the book! Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! An infinite abyss of nothing! DELIA: And that is depressing. Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! Enjoy live events at insider prices. You are never gonna regret this! CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! Feel nothing. You know what would make all this even more awesome? We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. Lift with your back! BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? And they have scorpions for teeth! MAXINE: And hell do it! With a lovely family inside. LYDIA: Oh. Hibiscus_Flower. Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. You! Thats what I want too. EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! Im gonna find my mom! Is that an old book? Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. But you wanted your mommy. LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. BARBARA: You were right. who adapted the movie into the musical's script, . I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. Up the stairs! 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